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Nov. 17th, 2002 05:38 pm
[personal profile] malenkiyscot
Получил по e-mail.

Two questions:

Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis. Would you reccomend that she should have an abortion?

Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks eight to ten Martinis a day.

Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks aquart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

A1: Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

A2: Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

Date: 2002-11-17 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malenkiy-scot.livejournal.com
Знаю - поискал до запощивания (e-mail вообще был на иврите). Тем не менее я вижу это впервые.


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