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[malenkiyscot]

You see an ad featuring a steaming scantily clad model on a Suzuki Hayabusa. You rush to the nearest Suzuki dealer and buy the bike. Alas, 150 horse power with the girl firmly etched in your mind's eye - and you slip on the first sharp turn...

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John's cat got a systemic infection from an abscessed catfight wound. On the phone John's veterinarian told him to get to his office as soon as possible. On the way to the office John was delayed by a traffic jam caused by your motorcycle accident. The road was clear, however people were slowing down to look at the wreckage causing the congestion. By the time John got to the veterinarian it was too late to save the cat...

Comments

[oxfv.livejournal.com]

I take it the steaming scantily clad babe is the ultimate cat's demise.

[malenkiy-scot.livejournal.com]

The first one is "Freudian slip"...